Poker Night

Signs that you are addicted to poker:-

1. You spend 90% of your waking hours on a poker website.

2. You spend 90% of your sleeping hours dreaming about poker.

3. You plan to get a 200 USD poker chip set and a 60 USD bedsheet set off the net.

4. You curse your opponents furiously when they raise your bets.

5. You curse your fingers when you fold a decent hand.

6. You gather a few of your addicted friends to overnight at your place and try to con players into parting with their chips.

7. You alter your profiles to throw off any unwanted accusations of cheating however true they may be.

8. You set up a YM conference with your fellow conspirers to further enhance communication effeciency during an online tournament. 

8. Your current mood is in direct correlation with the amount of chips in your bank.

9. Your involvement in ONE poker game is not satisfying enough. So, you play on FOUR tables simultaneously.

10. Your friends start calling you ''tai kor'' and start borrowing virtual chips from you.

11. You have 350 poker buddies from all five major continents on facebook.